When someone finishes a long story and you realize...
Oh just distract me! →
1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend? 2.When did your last hug take place? 3.Are you a jealous person? 4.Are you tired right now? 5.Do you chew on your straws? 6.Have you ever been called a tease? 7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? 8.Do you cry easily? 9.What should you be doing right now? 10.Are you a heavy sleeper? 11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6...
Does it bother me? Yes. Will I ever tell you? No.
me: *doesn't party*
me: *doesn't drink*
me: *doesn't sleep around*
me: *doesn't get knocked up*
me: *stays up past 1am; maybe goes downstairs to make a sandwich or something*
parents: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU WHY ARE YOU UP SO LATE DID WE TEACH YOU NOTHING WHERE DID WE GO WRONG YOU'VE WOKEN UP THE WHOLE HOUSE YOU HIDEOUS DEVIL CHILD YOU'RE DESTROYING THIS FAMILY
mafura: snap → snap ↙ snap → snap